Lesson 23 : Cold Joke King

In actual fact, the four guys are pretty funny...they have said some funny and not so funny jokes...let's revise them today shall we?

Zai Zai:
- ZZ brings lots of food for F3, then he says that those things are really hard, therefore, the first thing that comes out of the first bite...is teeth.
- ZZ believes that 'upi3 ji1 shi2 ping3' is having the opportunity to become food. "Di4 zhong1 hai3 ping2 xue3" is when a person goes to the beach and swims, due to swimming for too long, they become "ping2 xue3".
- ZZ loves eating at Hilton Hotel, when his order of his favourite fish dish was served, he wanted to eat it all himself, so he pointed out the window and called out: "Look, UFO!". Then when everyone was distracted, he quickly eat it all up!
- ZZ looks likes he doesn't have a backbone...he asks people whether they know why and answers himself: "Because I am a hump back..."
- When ZZ finishes eating an egg, Ken asks: "Is there anything you don't eat?" ZZ replies: "Egg shells."
- In << Meteor Dreamland >>, when Jia Qian and ZZ were knocking on the door, the people inside asked: "Who is it?" ZZ and Jian Qian answered: "Ding Dang Yi Lu Fa."...then ZZ added in a cute voice: "Ba ba ai ma ma."
- When F4 went to Beijing, ZZ's deepest impression of the city was the birds on the trees, he said "there were lots of them, about 19. Two were on a tree but only one of them decided to lift their left wing to wave at me."
- During an F4 interview, Ken said he will be very "zhuan1 yi1" to his girlfriend. ZZ added, "I'm also very 'zhuan1 yi1', as in University year 1."
- Taozi, took ZZ's handphone and ZZ said: "It's will not be very happy by your side."
- ZZ being childish in front of Jerry, who said he wish he could find someone to "sa3 jiao1", so ZZ replied, "You do it to me first then I'll do it to you..."
- Those who have ZZ on their pillow case will have sweet dreams, they can give him a kiss anytime...except for the issue of saliva...ZZ says: "If there is saliva, must wash it clean, otherwise I will get dirty."
- ZZ said: "After wo3 zuo4 yue4 zi1 (first month after giving birth), I hardly got a chance to eat out." What he meant to say was: "Zuo4 yi4 ren2" (becoming an artist).
- ZZ was in a room alone watching a war movie. Outside, Ken could hear him nervously shout: "Ken, hurry and come...so scary!". Ken thought something was seriously wrong and hurried in, what he saw was ZZ pointing to the TV set and said: "Explosion!"...in the movie...

Ken:
- Ken said a cat joke: "When dogs see people, they think, this person is so nice, is he God? When cats see people, they think, this person thinks I'm so great, am I God?" But Ah Ya just couldn't laugh....
- Ken can sleep anywhere, on the filming set, he fell asleep and he's such a deep sleeper that he didn't even know people were punching him. When he woke up, he touched his swollen face and said: "Wow...must have slept for too long that my face went mumb." (F3 were in fits of laughter!)
- Ken's view on fighting: "If I'm confronted with a fight scene...I will retreat and take off my earrings, put it away and then enter the fight, hence those who wear earrings fight very little."

Jerry:
- Taozi asks Jerry and Vanness what the commerical with all the bubbles (in reference to lu Piao) was about, he replied: "Instant Noodles."
- He asks the nurse whether she would accept "Nai3 zi3 lian4"...Jia Qian corrects: "Nai3 sun1" (Grandma and nephew)

Vanness: - In ABCDEF4 - rather than saying he went to Hong Kong he joked, "I went to Xiang1 Chang2" (Sausage)

F4:
- When F4 were at a press conference, Vanness and ZZ both had a cold (Vanness caught it from ZZ), so Ken said to Jerry: "Only idiots like that get colds." (remember from MG? DMS to SC?) Then, ZZ and Vanness remarked: "Well...we can guarantee that you will have a cold by tomorrow."
- At anther press conference, F4 were asked about their love life...
      Jerry: "Our gan3 qing2 is very stable."
      Ken: "We will not break up anytime soon."
      ZZ: "If our situations change, we will let everyone know."
      Vanness: "Hahahahahahha."
- When Jerry was asked about the rumour of him and Angie Cai, Ken intentionally interrupted: "I think it's time to reveal our relationship..." Jerry laughed and replied: "haha...I don't know what you mean."
- At a Pepsi press conference, the media asked F4: "Will you be filming any gu3 zhuang1 shows?" Vanness replied: "Actually, I would really like to but my Mandarin isn't very good." Then Ken added: "You can act as someone from overseas."
- A reporter asked something (not sure what it was). Ken and Jerry eyed each other...but ZZ didn't understand and looked at F2 totally confused. Ken explained: "That lah...you know...that and this lah..." Jerry adds: "Yeah..that lah..." ZZ still didn't know what was going on. Ken couldn't hold it any longer "That mah!!" But ZZ was still clueless...

Hope you have had a good laugh...some aren't funny coz the funny side is somewhat lost after the translation...so I just selected the classic ones....

Class Dismissed!


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Lessons were translated by Lilian of OnlyF4 and posted with her PERMISSION.