Lesson 22 : F4 And Their Bodies

We often say that F4 is so SHUAI, but how is that? How do we describe their looks?
If we were to find someone who didn't know F4...

Everyone: You mean someone how hasn't been living on Planet Earth since August 2001?
Lilian: No lah...I mean...ok..that's what i mean lah...
Ok..I'll put it this way - how would someone from outerspace describe them?

Jerry
- Height : 182cm
Everyone: You idiot! All sites say they are all 180cm!
Lilian: No lah! I'm seriously...I've actually measured him...182cm lah!
Everyone: What about F3?
Lilian: If ZZ didn't slouch he should be a tiny big taller than Jerry...182.2, Ken's about the same as Jerry...also 182. Vanness...he's 180cm on the dot!
Everyone: As if!

- Famous dimple on the left side of his cheek

Ken
- Piercings: 4 in the ears, 1 in the nose, 1 on the nimple and 1 on the belly-button
- Tattoos: One the left shoulder??
- Finger: leaves his nails long on the right hand..for playing the guitar I thought they used picks...I did!
- Wears glasses
- Weight: 70kg
- 3 measurements: 38, 31.5, 35 (apparently!)

Zai Zai
- Dimples: One on the right side of his cheek (complements Jerry's!)
- There's a little scar under his belly-button
- Back is a little humped, legs a little short in his body ratio
- Weight: at least 72kg
- 3 measurements: 37, 30, 35.5

Vanness
- Piercings: 1 on the left ear, 2 on the right ear and 1 in the belly button.
- Eight pack
- Little finger on the left hand is crooked due to injury
- Only F4 that has single eyelid
- 3 measurements: 40, 31.5, 35

When I asked the person from outerspace what they thought of F4 when they smiled, here's the reply (after translation of course!)
"Jerry starts smiling from the eyes, then his dimple gets deeper and deeper, then you get a fainting feeling. Ken is very strange, when he smiles, the only thing you notice is his teeth. ZZ...um...very mischievous smile! And Vanness, when he cracks a joke, he would laugh and you would be there for about 10 seconds to 3 minutes silent because his joke is so cold...then he would be speechless."

Class Dismissed!


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Lessons were translated by Lilian of OnlyF4 and posted with her PERMISSION.